LEET LESSONS PLZ

Ya que la mayoria no puede entender lo que escribo /\/\& 3/\/()j[]^^[_](/-/() por eso voy a poner un diccionario para ayudar y al final voy a poner unos ejercicios.
A:4 or /\ or @ or /-\ or ^
B: 8 or 6 or |3 or |>
C: [ or ¢ or < or (
D: |) or o| or [)
E: 3 or & or £
F: |= or ph or |#
G: 9 or 6 or & or (_+
H: # or [-] or {=} or <~> or |-| or ]~[ or }{
I: 1 or ! or | or │
J: ,| or _| or ;
K: |< or |{ or ]{ or }<
L: 1 or | or |_ or #
M: //. or ^^ or |v| or [V] or {V} or |\/| or /\/\ or (u)
N: // or ^/ or |\| or /\/ or [\] or ]\[ or <\> or {\}
O: 0 or () or ¤
P: |^ or |* or |o or |> or |" or |?
Q: 9 or (,) or <| or ¶ or 0.
R: |2 or 2 or P\ or lz or [z
S: 5 or $ or z or §
T: 7 or + or -|- or 1
U: (_) or |_| or v
V: \/ or <
W: \/\/ or '// or \^/ or (n) or \V/
X: ><
Y: Y or '/ or `/ or V/ or \-/ or j or _v also ¥ or %
Z: 2 or z or ~\_ or ~/_
"Anything else, just isn't Leet enough."
Can you translate these fun, everyday 1337 phrases using everything you learned above!?!
1. ! @^^ 60!^/6 70 |*\/\/^/ y0(_) !^/70 7#& 6|20(_)^/|), y()|_| |=|_|(|\(!|\|6 1!||1& |\|&\^/8-(|_||\||. (level 9 difficulty)
2. y0(_) [@11 7#@7 @ |3@|2|2&1 |2011? ||-|!$ !$ @ |=|_|(|\(!|\|6 8@|2|2&1 |2()11! (level 8 difficulty)
3. ! 7u$7 #3@d$#07 y0u, n3w|3, @nd n0w !'m c0|2d!@11y 60!n6 70 73@|3@6 y0u. (level 5 difficulty.)
4. my gr4ndm4 c4n snip3 b3773r 7h4n y0u, y0u 4n41 134k4g3! (level 3 difficulty)
5. fsck j0u f4gg07! 1'm g01ng 70 g0 p14y m0r3 h410, wh3r3 p30p13 kn0w wh0 1 4m, y0u 7w47-5uck1ng 5h17fuck 0f 4 n3wb. (level 2 difficulty)
6. d15r3g4rd 7h47, 1 5uck c0ck5. (level 1)

Too tough? Not 1337 enough? Here are your answers:

1. Over the course of this game, I'm going to proceed to make you what some would consider my personal "bee-otch", you small person who is new to this specific game, and could be compared to some parts of the female reproductive organs.
2. Is that what you would consider a barrel roll, sir or madam? I believe you are mistaken- this is what you might consider a barrel roll.
3. I believe the shot I just annulled you with was one to the head, so in accordance to international first-person shooter rules, I'm going to stand above you and crouch down often, to show regret.
4. I have familial acquaintances that have a better trained ability to shoot a sniper rifle than yours, kind sir.
5. Pardon me, kind sir. I suppose my skills are far better trained than this game's measly offerings, so I'm going to return to the land from whence I came- a land full of eleven year olds and pedophiles. Goodbye!
6. Oh, never mind.